|John Fitzgerald Kennedy|
|First appearance||Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand|
|Last appearance||Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale|
|Cause/reason||End of series|
|Created by||Phil Lord, Chris Miller, Bill Lawrence|
|Portrayed by||Christopher Miller|
|Nickname(s)||Jackie Boy, Fitzy-Baby|
|Species||Seggsy funny clone man|
|Family||Wally and Carl, Gay Foster Dads|
Characteristics[edit | edit source]
JFK is a self-aggrandizing, bitching clone attempting to live up to the real JFK, whom he considers "a macho womanizing stud who conquered the moon." His compulsion to act hyper-masculine is driven by his foster parent situation, which he describes as "like that [show My Two Dads] but more gay."
JFK is captain of the football team, el capitan of the fútbol team, and the star of the immigrants team. He has a complicated workout plan (abs and ass on Friday, but not calves, which he does with his lats on Wednesday). His abs are so hard (like his d) that one could grate cheese on them. His characteristics are similar to that of Reggie Mantle from Archie Comics, in that he is self centered, a womanizer and a rival to the main character.
JFK seems to be a high schooler from the 2000's, being said during the funeral of Ponce, as it says he lived from 1987 to 2003, which would make all of them around 16, believing they were created(or "born") the same time. He's also very cute ngl. I mean, his ass cheeks are so big you could just slap'em. He be thicc. THICCER THAN A SNICKER AS THEY SAY HAHAHAHHAHA. I MEAN LIKE HE'S THICCER THAN THE WHOLE KARDASHIAN FAMILY COMBINED! AHHAHHAHA. Before we continue this Wiki, I'd like to thank our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! Raid Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
Plot[edit | edit source]
In Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand, JFK hosts a massive kegger featuring underage drinking where Cleo and Abe go kissy-kissy, but Cleo ends up eloping with JFK when Abe reveals that the beer was non-alcoholic to save his friends. The competition between JFK and Abe heats up in Election Blu-Galoo when the both run for Student Body president. They both lose to a random dog due to the Applause-O-Meter, the official voting system of Clone High.
In Film Fest: Tears of a Clone, JFK spends most of the episode using the casting couch in the film editing room to “do things” with girls. Thomas Edison rejects JFK's film for being a "rented copy of Mannequin 2 with the title crossed out" which JFK claims is a totally original film called Check Out the Cans on That Fake Broad.
As Abe begins to home in on Cleo in Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening by being her study buddy for the PXJT, JFK challenges Abe to a drag race. Abe pulls over to sleep during the race, but JFK's car flips just short of the finish line (he had just declared, "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"), causing Abe to win a date with Cleo. It is later revealed that JFK drove Cleo home after that date because her house was closer to his. However, JFK and Cleo both go after John Dark (Joan in disguise) in Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc, causing JFK to think that he is gay. As a result, he reaches out to his gay foster dads by watching Will & Grace he also starts flirting with "John", even stating hes "open for anything", possibly meaning that JFK is bisexual, although this can never be determined as he was relived to find out it was Joan and all she was really wearing was a fake mustache.
In Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations, JFK serves as G-spot's manager as he produces "G-Spot Rocks the G-spot" in JFK's recording studio. After G-spot's single gets played on Ashley Angel's hit show, JFK hangs out at Gandhi's new crib and helps him produce "UR A Gay Old Flag", starting a relationship between the two characters which will culminate in Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode. However, in A Room of One's Clone: Pie of the Storm, JFK increasingly gets into conflicts with Gandhi who steals his breast jokes and his peeping bush outside Cleo's room (the latter leads to a comical Benny Hill-inspired chase scene between JFK, Gandhi, Joan and Cleo).
In Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts, JFK serves as the impetus for all of the clone's smoking raisins, being the first to buy raisins from the pusher and convincing everyone to smoke raisins in his van. After cock-blocking Abe and Cleo, JFK falls through the glass roof of the school into the PTA meeting, breaking his leg and ensuring that the PTA will accede to Principal Scudworth's evil fence plan. JFK is in a wheelchair for the rest of the episode.
In Litter Kills: Litterally, JFK becomes the best friend of Ponce de León, a parody of Fonzie. After Ponce dies with the two on bad terms, JFK has trouble getting over the death of his friend, wearing Ponce's pants that were willed to him at the funeral, and spending more and more time with Cleo, making Abe jealous.
JFK gives Gandhi a makeover in The Makeover Episode, causing Gandhi to adopt the pseudonym GFK. However, as the two have a falling out, GFK loses his prom date, causing him to have to go to the prom stag. JFK asks Joan (who has been madeover as a giggly, vapid slut) to the prom in the finale, who accepts to make Abe jealous. JFK also takes Catherine the Great and the three Brontë sisters, his "other dates". In the shocking, cliffhanger conclusion, JFK and Joan are seen in bed together just before the entire cast is frozen in the meat freezer.